6/3/08

Shark Bites

I think Circuit City should give me a new camera for the free ad space here in this installment of the hilarious Shark Bites. Don't you?
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Getting a haircut that was long overdue, Shark Boy tells the hair lady:

"If I didn't get my hair cut soon, people would start saying, 'Son, you're lookin' like a girl.' I want it shaved off."

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Mom, I'm your small boyfriend. Dad is your big boyfriend."

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Seeing a very pregnant woman on the beach he tells me:

"Pregnant ladies ROCK."
"Oh? Why is that?"
"Cause. They're havin' new kids."

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Talking to people we just met at the pool, he introduces his baby brother by saying:

"That's 30 pounds of chub right there."


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To his parents:

"Apple Jacks might be junk food for you old people but not for me!"


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Nickname for baby brother: Chubba-saur.

Post-haircut.

I did not let him shave his head.

Historical Shark Bites: here, and here, and here.

15 comments:

Busy Mom said...

"That's 30 pounds of chub right there."

omg, that's hilarious.

Sober Briquette said...

I love his impressions of the world and his lack of filter between brain and mouth.

nell said...

I do love the shark bites. So clever that boy of yours!

Treasia said...

OMG that is hilarious about the 30 lbs of chub.

Rachel said...

I love that kid.
Those are awesome!

Sarcastic Mom (aka Lotus) said...

I think I love him.

And I also think it's fabulous that you write down these things he says. It will be invaluable later!

:-)

anglophilefootballfanatic.com said...

He so says the very best things. And, giving pregnant women the shout out! That's is so adorable. I love the cut. He looks handsome.

Manager Mom said...

Hee... his comments made me think of Dennis the Menace and then I saw the blond hair! You are in trouble when he is a teenager, for sure.

Heather said...

My faves are the boyfriend comment and the pregnant lady comment - too funny!!!

Felicia said...

Thanks for the laughs... went well with my coffee this morning. :)

Colleen said...

Gotta love little boys. So funny!

Great post over at Fussy's, btw. I wear my heels to work, though - too hard to carry a 26 lb baby around in heels!

slackermommy said...

He's cute and funny just like his mamma.

crunchiemummy said...

Love the boyfriend comments! Too cute!

Rima said...

I love that kid, I really do.

Ashley said...

the 30lbs of chub thing had me LOL, what a cutie!

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