I think Circuit City should give me a new camera for the free ad space here in this installment of the hilarious Shark Bites. Don't you?*************************
Getting a haircut that was long overdue, Shark Boy tells the hair lady:
"If I didn't get my hair cut soon, people would start saying, 'Son, you're lookin' like a girl.' I want it shaved off."
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Mom, I'm your small boyfriend. Dad is your big boyfriend."
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Seeing a very pregnant woman on the beach he tells me:
"Pregnant ladies ROCK."
"Oh? Why is that?"
"Cause. They're havin' new kids."
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Talking to people we just met at the pool, he introduces his baby brother by saying:
"That's 30 pounds of chub right there."
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To his parents:
"Apple Jacks might be junk food for you old people but not for me!"
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Nickname for baby brother: Chubba-saur.
Post-haircut.
I did not let him shave his head.
15 comments:
"That's 30 pounds of chub right there."
omg, that's hilarious.
I love his impressions of the world and his lack of filter between brain and mouth.
I do love the shark bites. So clever that boy of yours!
OMG that is hilarious about the 30 lbs of chub.
I love that kid.
Those are awesome!
I think I love him.
And I also think it's fabulous that you write down these things he says. It will be invaluable later!
:-)
He so says the very best things. And, giving pregnant women the shout out! That's is so adorable. I love the cut. He looks handsome.
Hee... his comments made me think of Dennis the Menace and then I saw the blond hair! You are in trouble when he is a teenager, for sure.
My faves are the boyfriend comment and the pregnant lady comment - too funny!!!
Thanks for the laughs... went well with my coffee this morning. :)
Gotta love little boys. So funny!
Great post over at Fussy's, btw. I wear my heels to work, though - too hard to carry a 26 lb baby around in heels!
He's cute and funny just like his mamma.
Love the boyfriend comments! Too cute!
I love that kid, I really do.
the 30lbs of chub thing had me LOL, what a cutie!
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