Don't eat your boogers!
Please don't touch that dead animal.
You want ketchup on your applesauce?
Don't lick the lollipop after giving the dog a lick!
Why would you eat glue?! Don't do that!
UGH. Kids do such disgusting things.
I can't recall Sugarplum doing anything really yucky, but it is likely that I've forgotten or blocked it out.
Bear recently took a pancake out of our dog's bowl and was going to eat it, until he heard me shriek and stopped and looked at me all "WTH, woman?"
Shark however, wins the prize. When he was about two and a half, we were in a nice restaurant and he was getting bored. He crawled under the table to go from his dad over to me, and on the way he pulled a piece of gum from under the table and came up chewing!
I'm not a germ freak but OH MY GAWD!!!!!!!!!!!! It still makes me PIMML (puke-in-my-mouth-a-little) thinking about it.
So, can anyone top that?