Shark: "Mom, I think when I grow up I might become a priest."
Me: "Really? I think that's wonderful! That would be a great thing, to be called by God to serve the church. We'd be so proud of you."
Shark: "Yeah, I reeeally don't want a wife and kids. "
Me: ...
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Shark to his little brother: "Don't touch me! I don't want your freakish DNA on me!"
Me: "Y'all have the same DNA."
Shark: "There is no way that is possible."
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Shark intently watches a trailer on TV for an action film then mutters disgustedly to himself, "Everything is rated PG-13 except for Spongebob and fairy tales."
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Me: "Really? I think that's wonderful! That would be a great thing, to be called by God to serve the church. We'd be so proud of you."
Shark: "Yeah, I reeeally don't want a wife and kids. "
Me: ...
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Shark to his little brother: "Don't touch me! I don't want your freakish DNA on me!"
Me: "Y'all have the same DNA."
Shark: "There is no way that is possible."
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Shark intently watches a trailer on TV for an action film then mutters disgustedly to himself, "Everything is rated PG-13 except for Spongebob and fairy tales."
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Here is the last installment of Shark Bites. All Shark Bites are listed over there - on the right side bar - if you want more giggles. And who doesn't want more giggles?
16 comments:
OK the wife and kids bit...hilarious! :)
These are all too funny.
Love the photo of Sugarplum and her handsome boyfriend!
OMG. If Sugarplum and her BF ever have kids, they would totally kick Brangelina's kids' a$$!
And the shark bytes are hilarious, as usual . . .
Jamie and Rima: You aren't even seeing a really good picture of Prince William. Moms LOVE him. Handsome, polite, great with babies / kids / dogs. Sweet guy.
Ah...you had me with the 'no wife and kids' comment! FUH-NEE!
Absolutely adorable!! I love how quick he is, that's too cute!
And Prince William, good job! He definitely fits right in ;-)
As always he is hilarious! I should really start writing down Surfer Dudes stuff. He can be pretty funny too.
PS- I love his haircut!
Forgot to mention that I relate to your feelings toward scrapbooking. I'd rather make out with Kathy Bates.
I often wish I'd been a nun, but I'm the wrong religion. I'd definitely be a good nun though.
That is great! Shark Boy comes up with some funny stuff. Makes me want to have a kid to laugh at. And SugarPlum looks so happy! What a great smile she has.
SO FUNNY!!!
Oh and he totally looks like Prince William! Good for her!
He is too smart for your own good!
And yeah... ditto on the lookin like Prince William... you got any more members of the royal family tucked away?
That. Is. Sooooo. Funny!
haha! Great entry!
YK, technically, he's right about that DNA. LOL
How did I not notice your pic is your do me shoes?? And, I love that Shark's vocation is so noble. Also, I love that you are supportive of that idea. I'm amazed at how many "good" people cringe when I saw I hope Knute heads into the seminary.
Okay, the PG-13 thing slayed me.
As always, Shark Bytes are Funny!
Love the picture of Sugarplum and her boyfriend. Very cute.
Love the shark bites, but your daughter and the Prince are snazzy, too.
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