12/16/08

Shark Bites


Shark: "Mom, I think when I grow up I might become a priest."

Me: "Really? I think that's wonderful! That would be a great thing, to be called by God to serve the church. We'd be so proud of you."

Shark: "Yeah, I reeeally don't want a wife and kids. "

Me: ...

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Shark to his little brother: "Don't touch me! I don't want your freakish DNA on me!"

Me: "Y'all have the same DNA."

Shark: "There is no way that is possible."

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Shark intently watches a trailer on TV for an action film then mutters disgustedly to himself, "Everything is rated PG-13 except for Spongebob and fairy tales."

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16 comments:

BlondeMomBlog (Jamie) said...

OK the wife and kids bit...hilarious! :)

These are all too funny.

Love the photo of Sugarplum and her handsome boyfriend!

Rima said...

OMG. If Sugarplum and her BF ever have kids, they would totally kick Brangelina's kids' a$$!

And the shark bytes are hilarious, as usual . . .

Amy @ Milk Breath and Margaritas said...

Jamie and Rima: You aren't even seeing a really good picture of Prince William. Moms LOVE him. Handsome, polite, great with babies / kids / dogs. Sweet guy.

Colleen - Mommy Always Wins said...

Ah...you had me with the 'no wife and kids' comment! FUH-NEE!

Rachel said...

Absolutely adorable!! I love how quick he is, that's too cute!

And Prince William, good job! He definitely fits right in ;-)

Lori said...

As always he is hilarious! I should really start writing down Surfer Dudes stuff. He can be pretty funny too.

PS- I love his haircut!

Memarie Lane said...

Forgot to mention that I relate to your feelings toward scrapbooking. I'd rather make out with Kathy Bates.

I often wish I'd been a nun, but I'm the wrong religion. I'd definitely be a good nun though.

Reynie said...

That is great! Shark Boy comes up with some funny stuff. Makes me want to have a kid to laugh at. And SugarPlum looks so happy! What a great smile she has.

KD @ A Bit Squirrelly said...

SO FUNNY!!!

Oh and he totally looks like Prince William! Good for her!

Sugarplum's Mom said...

He is too smart for your own good!

And yeah... ditto on the lookin like Prince William... you got any more members of the royal family tucked away?

Jaden Paige said...

That. Is. Sooooo. Funny!

haha! Great entry!

Heather, Queen of Shake Shake said...

YK, technically, he's right about that DNA. LOL

anglophilefootballfanatic.com said...

How did I not notice your pic is your do me shoes?? And, I love that Shark's vocation is so noble. Also, I love that you are supportive of that idea. I'm amazed at how many "good" people cringe when I saw I hope Knute heads into the seminary.

bejewell said...

Okay, the PG-13 thing slayed me.

Ashlie- Mommycosm said...

As always, Shark Bytes are Funny!

Love the picture of Sugarplum and her boyfriend. Very cute.

JCK said...

Love the shark bites, but your daughter and the Prince are snazzy, too.

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